TARIKH LAHIR !
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Nombor anda yang mana satu?
TARIKH LAHIR !
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Quarter Pounder Promotion
cepat-cepat.. murah2 :)
Thursday, August 11, 2011
aneka kuih-muih (joke)
Kuih paling gangster= Lompat Tikam
Kuih paling sexy= Puteri Mandi
Kuih paling keji= Taik Itik
Kuih bajet cute= Cek Mek Molek
Kuih untuk awet muda= Seri Muka
Kuih paling alim= Kuih Ketayap
Kuih penyakit lelaki kronik= Batang Buruk
Kuih suka pukul= Kuih Lompang
Kuih dalam zoo= Badak Berendam
Kuih untuk Sam Polis Trafik= Kuih Sampreeeeettttt
Kuih yg bangun sendiri= Kuih Bangkit
Kuih org x mandi= Kuih Bau-lu
Kuih paling tenteram= Kuih Makmur
Kuih paling lembap= Kuih Siput
Kuih paling style = Kuih CARA.
Kuih untuk mekap = Tepung Gomak.
Kuih berlagu = Qasidah.
kuih penuh dgn harapan = Agar-agar
kuih paling berbahaya = kuih boom
hahahhahahaha.. mengong.. kuih pun leh kena bahan :)
ps: pergghh..kuih penyakit lelaki kronik..hahahhahaha..nice!! kikiki..aku cilok dr fb nursyam ngn kathy :))
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Lelaki perlu tahu yang perempuan...
Sunday, October 17, 2010
teaser J&A and......his wife
JANGAN MENCARI TERLALU “SEMPURNA”
Friday, September 10, 2010
pesanan buat semua di hari raya
Selamat pulang ke kg halaman
. Jgn lupa 
,
,
. jgn lupa angkat
. Perkakas elektrik jgn lupa di OFF,
rumah,
baju supaya senang di kg nanti. Mana yg
berhati-hati di jalan raya, pastikan kereta yg dipandu
&
dan jgn
jika h/way jam.Yg naik
,
,
,
&
berhati-hati. Yang memandu
&
jgn ingat mcm di
, silap haribulan
kejar kena saman. Hati-hati dgn
yg suka melintas. Sesiapa yg ada bela
,
jgn ditinggal kelaparan. Kalau mengantuk singgah berehat sekejap
(mlm ajelah).
anak jgn lupa. Nampak sign board
berenti le kejap. Pekena
syok juga. Jgn nanti naik keje ada yg
. Jgn makan lebih-lebih nanti
susah. Ingat-ingat makan tu, mana yg diet jgn lupa, nanti masa puasa turun 
, naik raya tambah 10kg
xpsl2 kne loncat2 mcm ni.
Semoga selamat sampai ke kg & pulang kerumah semula. Ingatlah
tercinta
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Dan bila esok...
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
mari bersimpul lidah :))
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
pastu terikut2 lak dgn yg adam sandler sebut tu dlm big daddy..woodchuck chuck :))
if a woodchuck could chuck wood
he would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much as woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood
pastu cuba try yg lain-lain ni...
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
but Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
so...how??? ok?? cool kan. hehehhe. sape yg tershashul2 tu kira out ok, belum mencapai kepetahan lidah yang extravaganza.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
wonderful girls = wondergirl
- One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are.
- One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.
- One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life.
- One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name.
- One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen.
- One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you.
- One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities; Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise
- One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met.
- One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her.
- One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
Friday, February 26, 2010
wasiat rasulullah kepada muslimat
terlebih dahulu marila kita sama2 mengucapkan selawat ke atas Baginda Junjungan Besar Nabi Muhammad SAW bersempena dengan sambutan MaulidurRasul 1431H.
insyaallah selagi kita berpegang pada Al-Quran dan As-Sunnah mudah2an kita sentiasa dilindungi, dirahmati dan diberkati oleh Allah yg Maha Esa.
i've found an article which is really good to share with all of u.
WASIAT RASULULLAH khususnya buat muslimat. bacalah, renunglah dan fikirkanlah.....
1) Dunia ini ialah perhiasan dan sebaik-baik perhiasan ialah wanita (isteri) yang solehah.(Riwayat Muslim).
2) Mana-mana perempuan yang memakai bau-bauan kemudian ia keluar melintasi kaum lelaki ajnabi, agar mereka mencium bau harumnya maka ia adalah perempuan zina,dan tiap-tiap mata yang memandang itu adalah zina. (Riwayat Ahmad, Thabarani dan Hakim)
3) Dikahwini wanita itu kerana empat perkara: kerana hartanya, kerana keturunannya, kerana kecantikannya dan kerana agamanya, maka carilah yang kuat beragama nescaya kamu beruntung.
4) Wanita apabila ia sembahyang lima waktu, puasa sebulan Ramadhan, memelihara kehormatan serta taat pada suami, maka masuklah mana-mana pintu syurga yang ia kehendaki. (Riwayat dari Ahmad Ibnu Hibban, Thabarani, Anas bin Malik).
5) Perempuan yang melabuhkan pakaian dalam keadaaan berhias bukan untuk suami nya dan muhrimnya adalah seumpama gelap gelita di hari kiamat, tiada nur baginya. (Riwayat Tarmizi)
6) Apabila lari seorang wanita dari rumah suaminya, tidak diterima sembahyangnya, sehingga ia kembali dan menghulurkan tangan kepada suaminya (meminta maaf). (Riwayat dari Hassan).
7) Wanita yang taat pada suami, semua burung-burung di udara, ikan di air, malaikat di langit, matahari dan bulan semuanya beristigfar baginys selama ia masih taat pada suaminya dan diredainya (serta menjaga sembahyang dan puasanya.
8) Dari Muaz bin Jabal bersabda Rasululllah SAW: Mana-mana wanita yang berdiri di atas kakinya membakar roti untuk suaminya hingga muka dan tangannya kepanasan oleh api, maka diharamkan muka dan tangannya dari bakaran api neraka
9) Tiap-tiap wanita yang menolong suaminya di dalam urusan agama, maka Allah memasukkanya dalam syurga lebih dahulu dari suaminya(sepuluh ribu tahun) kerana dia memuliakan suaminya di dunia maka mendapat pakaian dan bau-bauan syurga untuk turun ke mahligai suaminya dan mengadapnya.
10) Ya Fatimah, jika seorang wanita meminyakkan rambut suaminya dan janggutnya dan memotong kumisnya dan mengerat kukunya, memberi minum Allah akan dia sungai syurga, diiringi Allah baginya sakaratul maut dan akan didapati kubur menjadi sebuah taman dari taman-taman syurga serta mencatatkan Allah baginya kelepasan dari neraka dan selamatlah ia melintasi titian Siratul-mustaqim.
11) Mana-mana wanita yang berkata kepada suaminya "tidak pernah aku dapat dari engkau satu kebajikan pun". Maka Allah akan hapuskan amalannya selama 70 tahun, walaupun ia berpuasa siang hari dan beribadah pada malam hari.
12) Apabila wanita mengandung janin dalam rahimnya, maka beristighfarlah para malaikat untuknya, Allah mencatatkan baginya setiap hari seribu kebajikan dan menghapus baginya seribu kejahatan.
13) Apabila wanita mulai sakit untuk bersalin, Allah mencatatkan baginya pahala orang yang berjihad pada jalan Allah (perang sabil).
14) Apabila wanita melahirkan anak keluarlah dosa-dosa darinya seperti keadaan ibunya melahirkannya.
seindah perhiasan adalah wanita solehah. insyaallah...
Monday, February 22, 2010
must watch!!!
WARISAN - (lagu kat BTN)
Anak kecil main api,
Terbakar hatinya yang sepi,
Air mata darah bercampur keringat,
Bumi dipijak milik orang.
Nenek moyang kaya raya,
Tergadai seluruh harta benda,
Akibat sengketa sesamalah kita,
Cinta lenyap di arus zaman.
Indahnya bumi kita ini,
Warisan berkurun lamanya,
Hasil mengalir ke tangan yang lain,
Peribumi merintih sendiri.
Kita rumpun bangsa Melayu,
Menganut agama yang suci,
Semangat bangsa berlandaskan Islam,
Teras capai kemerdekaan.
Masa depan sungguh kelam,
Kan lenyap peristiwa semalam,
Tertutuplah hati terkunci mati,
Maruah peribadi dah hilang.
Kini kita cuma tinggal kuasa,
Yang akan menentukan bangsa,
Bersatulah hati, bersama berbakti,
Pulih kembali harga diri.
Kita sudah tiada masa,
Bangunlah dengan gagah perkasa,
Janganlah terlalai teruskan usaha,
Melayu kan gagah di nusantara
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
bon odori
bon odori tu ape?? emmm...bon odori tu mcm kuih kacang, warna hijau ada bijan atas dia. hik3x..
xde la. aku tipu.
bon odori meaning Bon dance one of Japanese traditional dance. (shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon)
There are several traditional dances in Japan, but the one of the most famous and common dance is Bon dance, which is called "Bon Odori" in Japanese. People dance Bon Dance in the Bon Festival. The Bon Festival is held every summer, in every district in every city.
Bon means welcoming ancestors' souls and holding a memorial service for the souls. There is a Bon week in August every year, and Bon continues for about a week. During Bon, sometimes all relatives of family gather and hold a memorial service for their ancestors, and enjoy being in a reminiscent mood. This traditional comes from Buddhism in China.
The Bon Festival is held during in Bon week, and people gathers at the near open-space or the parks, and dance with traditional Japanese music. The music should be happy music to welcome the ancestor's souls, and people have a duty to make a happy, mysterious, and welcoming mood. Moreover, the Bon Dance should be held in the night because Japanese people believe that ancestors' souls come back in the night.
The technology in Japan has developed in a hundred years, but Japanese people have never forgotten the traditional heart, and taking place Bon Festival and Bon Dance every summer. Japanese people will continue to venerate this traditional, and to respect the soul of their ancestors.
source: http://www.japan-101.com/art/art_bon_odori.htm
zmn sek menengah dulu, kitorang kne amik subject bahasa asing tau. ada arabic, nihonggo and deutch. sah2 la aku amik bahasa jepun kan, kalau tak xdela kuar entry bon odori ni. 10 yrs dulu mmg apal la segala mcm kanji, katakana ngn hiragana bagai, sekarang ni nk baca pun terkial2. ayu!!! ajar aku balik nnt eh.
sensei kitorang namanya miss akiko kuwabara originally from saitama, japan. mmg baik sgt, dh la cute. sbb dh blaja bahasa jepun, so kne la joint activiti org2 jepun. mase ni la berpeluang mendalami culture negara matahari terbit ni. btl tak?? kitorg pegi melawat JCKL(Japanese Club KL), JSKL (Japanese School KL) and joint bon odori event. time ni la dpt jumpa sume org jepun yg stay kat sini. ramai rupanya. dkt bon odori tu, kebanyakannya berkimono, cute2 je dgn mata cipit2. bila gendang dh bunyi sume org akan buat bulatan dan pegang tangan sambil menari beramai2. kitorg time tu dgn berbaju kurung belasah gak menari skali. hehehehe. selain dr sekolah kitorg ada gakla sbp lain yg joint. event ni mmg tiap2 taun ade. biasanya dkt padang matsushita shah alam. so, rakan2 ku sayang bila lg nk g bon odori ni??
act pic ni syap yg upload kat fb. mengimbau kenangan silam. aku copy ye syap kt blog aku. yg tak boleh blah boon nya comment:
"Ain siap tarik beg aku sbb takut hilang di tgh kesesakan org. Hahahahha.. Those memories.."
ntah bile tah aku pegang beg dia..aku pun tak igt. tp mmg ramai gler la org kat situ. mcm selautan manusia. mmg kena hati2 kalau pegi bon odori.
bon odori - nmpk tak miss akiko kat tgh2 tu







